SPEAKING OF ALIENS....

Speaking of aliens, the ones from outer space, we may be in trouble. After registering and leaving our names at the UFO museum in Roswell, they know who we are. Sunday nite, on the way into Deming, we saw a flying object over the mountains. No big thing. Except it didn't move. We moved and it stayed put. It was on the other side of the mountains, high up and big enough to be seen by the naked for an hour. Fortunely we seen the bumper sticker at the museum telling us to "fasten you seatbelt, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car". So we tightened our seat belts. We had also been listening to a book on tape where the bad guy was wearing aluminum foil on his heat to keep the aliens from controlling his mind. As we drove down the highway, we must have looked strange as we kept an eye on the object while checking with other about feelings of being controlled.

We eventually made it to Deming. The people there "seemed" OK. We got a room for 2 nites. We asked at the front desk about the "flying object". The clerk looked at us very strangely. Then she said, "Oh, you mean the blimp?" We said "the what?" Well, the border patroll has this blimp that floats high above the desert and has many cameras on it, to keep surveilance on the border. So.....I guess we are OK, because the aliens we were worried about were the wrong kind.